Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The Wonderful World of Santa Clara

So, I moved to the south bay today. I'm going to be spending the last bit of my summer here, working for Ernst and Young's Risk Advisory Services here in the tech center of the universe. I'm pretty excited about it. I don't know if I should be, but I am. I'm looking forward to learning, and growing, but most of all -- looking forward to a REAL paycheck. I know it doesn't come for a couple weeks, but it will. And I'm looking forward to that.

You know how you can tell? I left this:

Gridley, California, Lindsay, Pool 223

Gridley, California, Lindsay, Pool 034 Gridley, California, Lindsay, Pool 032 Gridley, California, Lindsay, Pool 230 Gridley, California, Lindsay, Pool 226

Any questions?

Oh California, why did I ever leave?

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Triviality and the Link to Joy

Joy: the emotion of great happiness (wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn)

Triviality: something of small importance (wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn)

I was thinking the other day that it's the small things that get you down. Everyone tells you not to sweat the small things. It's the little things that kill. Let the small things go. The trivial things are the least important. I agree with those sentiments, but what about the other link? What about the link between trivial things and extreme joy? Don't see the link? Let me flesh it out for you.

Small thing: The way a girl looks at you just tells you that she thinks you are fun and funny, despite your retardness. Result: Joy. Pretty girls thinking you are nifty and amazing provides a sense of adventure and happiness that is hard to find in many other places.

Small thing: Inventing a word like hi-larry-ass with your mother. Result: So much laughter that it can severely inhibit your functioning for a brief period of time. As a bonus, even better relationship with your mother and the strength to help out the rest of your day.

Small thing: Watching a plant that you have cared for grow up and become a full fledged bush. Result: Just ask my mom. There's no greater feeling for her than seeing her plants grow to maturity and basking in the glow of their beautiful and ornate flowers.

While I talk to my mother a lot on the phone, I can't remember the last time that we had a "serious" conversation. The reality is that we enjoy talking about the trivial. The small things bring us so much joy. Watching how these things can truly bring us closer together, and happier in a moment of weakness is one of the true joys of my life. That's right -- little trivial conversations bring me joy. How can that be? Isn't it supposed to be the small things that we ignore?

I think the reality of happiness comes from every aspect. The small things that happen to us every day make up a beautiful tapestry that becomes our every day lives. And that's the beauty behind it. We have to remember that everything occurring around us will, in some way, influence our lives and become a part of us as we move forward. These good things that happen, the trivial small things, can often be the greatest patches that you will ever sew into the quilt of your life. Don't overlook the joy of triviality, because then you might miss something?

Something trivial to say? The comments section follows. :)

Monday, June 9, 2008

The Intricacies of the Mind

Anyone who reads this (which according to google analytics isn't a lot of you yet) probably doesn't know that I started as a neuroscience major at BYU. My plans were to graduate, go to medical school, and pursue a medical speciality in Neurology. It's an interesting thought to me now. to think that I was very involved in that for a long time. I still have a desperate fascination with the mind and how it functions so clearly differently in so many different people. That's the interesting part for me. Maybe my future lies in neural network programming, HCI (human-computer interaction), UI design or other things along those lines. However, for right now I'll have to settle for postulating.

As many would know, I'm an avid technology geek. So, of course, I was watching the WWDC Keynote with keen interest, hoping to find out more about the imminent revamp of the iPhone. It happened, and we now have a new iPhone 3G releasing in 70 countries, with GPS and a lower price point of $199 for the entry level phone (8 Gig). 22 countries will have availability on July 11th, the US amongst them. I like the iPhone. I've used one sparingly, but I find its simplicity, capability and future extensibility to be unlike most other phones currently on the market.

You may be wondering what this has to do with the mind. Let me explain: the beauty of the iPhone has always been in the spectacular engineering involved with the UI, HCI and underlying stability. Let's be honest: simply pushing an icon on a screen is an ideal way to launch an application and find information. Could there be a more simple interaction when it comes to the factors in human-computer interaction? It isn't necessary to create coordination to run your muscles and control a mouse to find an icon and double click it. You merely use your fingertip and press it. Instant activity, and instant gratification. That's the beauty of such simplified programming: ANYONE CAN USE IT! Who out there has ever picked up a WinMo device? You have to go through menu after menu to find the program you may be looking for. You have to adjust through many panes to find simple sets for brightness, and many other factors. Granted, some compete very literally with the iPhone (the HTC Touch and Touch Diamond come to mind, along with the new Samsung Instinct and various phones from LG), however apple created this simple interface. Why does the demand exist for something so complex yet simple in its creation? Because humans enjoy interacting with things that are logical.

Many humans have been blessed with an incredible spatial capacity. They can visualize and create complex maps of things in their minds. Their creativity is limitless -- they can create music, artwork, and many other things. I'm not amongst these people. While i have a great facility for creativity, I find it particularly hard in those arenas. I am very logical and procedural. And that's the beauty of the iPhone. Pretty icons indicate the programs. Logical steps are taken to facilitate the use of advanced features. It's an idea blending of the creative and logical minds, which allows it to find a position amongst the most spatial and the most logical in this world.

Whether or not you like Apple, their engineering teams are second to none. To find this lack of blending in the real world, and create a device so well suited to satisfy the needs of the procedural computer geeks and the creative art kid is from where their true strength is derived. Focus group testing, product iterations, design implications -- everything must be considered when creating such an advanced device that is designed to cater to so many people.

Anyway, that's my diatribe on the creativity and eccentricity in Cupertino, CA. Congratulations Apple on creating a convergence device that not only converges email, iPod, cell phone and internet but that also converges the minds of so many different people.

Sing your song after the break.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Tag Goes to the Runner

So, my roommate JR tagged me on his blog to do something inventive like this, and write down three things within three separate categories of my life. So here goes:

  1. 3 Joys: Searching endlessly for cars online. Calling my mom after a long day of work and having random conversations which generally don't have anything to do with anything. The fact that I am moving back to California for a couple months in a couple weeks! w00t!
  2. 3 Fears: Failure. Hating my job and missing my potential. Being unable to find that one special lady.
  3. 3 Goals: Buy a new car in January. Successfully navigate my last few classes and graduate with my master's degree in December. Pay down all my credit card debt by the time I move out (or at least a VERY healthy portion of it).
  4. 3 Obsessions/Projects: ONLINE CAR SHOPPING. ONLINE CAR SHOPPING. Did I mention online car shopping?
  5. 3 Random Facts: I'm an undercover nerd (as I've stated on this blog previously). I LOVE 24. I'm pretty much a random person, providing stranger and stranger things to talk about every single day.

That's the end of my tagging. I don't really have any blogging friends, and I have no idea who will read this, but I'll tag three:

Amanda Parker, Dianne G, and Doug G.

That's right. All family.

I'm still here world, and I'm going to take it over soon enough.

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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Your Friendly Neighborhood ChaCha Guide

So, while I might not be quite as cool as Spiderman, I still have some good powers that I am now granting to the world.

I am an internet nerd. I love it. I search it. I even know advanced search operators for Google, and that makes me an efficient searcher. The fun part is that I can now get paid for it! For those of you (most of you) that haven't heard of ChaCha, let me introduce you. It is a human powered search engine that allows you to text any question you may have to ChaCha (242242) and get an answer from someone on the other side. Most of the guides take less than 3 minutes to find the answer to any inquiry. While things like directory listings are still faster from google, it's hard for Google to answer "What's the closest Mexican restaurant to the paradise hills golf course?" However, as a ChaCha guide, that's what I do. Find answers to ridiculous questions!

It's fun. I stay logged on and at $0.20 per answer, I'm making some money in doing this. And it's fun. You learn plenty of things. For example:

  1. The symptoms to syphilis
  2. The distance from LA Art Institute to FIDU
  3. Numbers for various people in Utah

And many other things.

If you spend as much time on the internet at work as I do, I recommend giving it a whirl. Check out their website.

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Monday, June 2, 2008

The Rolling Stone

So, I have a stone rolling in my kidney. Yup, that's right, a kidney stone. Those are scary things. Well, ok, so they aren't all that scary. They are exactly what they are: stones forming in your kidneys. There are several types of kidney stones, but "calcium in combination with either oxalate or phosphate. These chemicals are part of a person's normal diet and make up important parts of the body, such as bones and muscles." (WebMD) They occur naturally, and they aren't necessarily a bad thing. They just occur. Doctors don't know for sure why it happens, and there is much disagreement about them. All I know is that they hurt.

The story: last night, going to bed and all of the sudden the pain hits. 11:30. Hurts, and hurts. Gets worse. 12:30: I call my parents, get some advice. 12:45: Pain leaves, I fall asleep. 7:30 a.m.: Wake up to more pain. 8:00 - 12:00: Still hurting, worse and worse. Finally, I get to the doctor's office, and get diagnosed. X-Rays, urine test, and shots later, I'm feeling better. And I get vicodin. The wonders of narcotics.

So, these things hurt. They hurt a lot. Turns out that the best way of making sure to pass them fast is removing the pain. The reality is that your muscles respond to the pain by cramping and inhibiting the movement. While you eliminate the pain, the stone will move easier. So, the best way to get better is to simply OD on narcotics.

That's right. That's what I said.

So, what do I have to say to my stone? Keep on rolling. Find my bladder, and stop freaking hurting me!

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